A girl that hates the president made me a burrito today. She had a hat on and probably weighed about 96 lbs. I could whip her ass in a race. Her legs were soo small. I knew that she hated the president because she was wearing a pin that had the face of the president on it, but it had an X mark on it. I wish people would only use X marks to mark where pirates treasure is. I started digging at this girls chest because of that X. I thought there might be treasure under that X. I love me some pirates treasure. But instead there were just small boobs under that X. Boy did I get in a lot of trouble. Apparently you aren't allowed to take off shirts of burrito makers. Yikes. Didn't learn that one in 11th grade Criminal Justice. Luckily I could whip the ass of the burrito manager in a race. Because he chased me. Yikes. Other than some guac-on-shorts, I got away free.
That's not the first time I got a got in trouble because of X marks the spot. Once I injured a black guy on accident, looking for treasure. The guy had a shirt on that said Malcolm X. I thought maybe this guy was a robot, and inside the robot there was some gold for Malcolm. Well I wanted to get to the gold before Malcolm did. Yikes.
Do you remember the time when Indiana Jones was looking for a treasure in this old library? He saw this X on the floor and he started digging there. After some shitty rats and dusty skeletons (ever heard of lysol, librarians - LOL), he found this badass tablet that some king wrote a note on. It was a pretty good treasure, I guess.
Ideally the next time I see an X, I'll start digging and find an X-box. Wouldn't that be kind of neat? An Xbox for the X-marks-the-spot?
Hey look there is an X on my keyboard! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxxxx xXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Haha that was me making a joke. Did you get that joke? I was pretending like I was digging under the X on my keyboard because I was pretending like there was some treasure under it. And the reason there were so many x's was because I was pressing it so much to try and get under it. You have to be really smart to get that joke.