6.03.2005

Mr. Goat

I got drunk last night and started kicking crackers all over my apartment. I wasn't angry at the crackers. They were just in the way of my feet. I'm okay with acting violent towards them, because they really don't go well with goat cheese. I love goat cheese. If I could talk with a goat right now this is what I would say:

Hello Mr. Goat, I hope you are having a lovely day in your pasture here. I just wanted to thank you for sharing with me some of your cheese. Your cheese is my favorite, Mr. Goat. May I give you a hug, my hairy dairy creator? Your goatee looks very shiny today. I can tell you are very clean and I'd love to eat everything that you produce, Mr. Goat. Gosh I love your cheese, Mr. Goat. I eat your soft utter product with salads, pizzas, chickens, breads, and crackers! In my opinion, Mr. Goat, cow cheese is lumpy and gross compared to your lovely cream. If there were a goat cheese flavored breakfast cereal, I'd eat it. I'd hope they put your respectable face on the box, Mr. Goat. I must go now, Mr. Goat, but before I leave I'd like to stroke your hide and say a quick prayer in your pressence. Good bye now, Mr. Goat.

10 comments:

coworker said...

I think i'm gonna vomit

Melissa said...

I like cheese

DUFF said...

Male goats do not produce Milk and therefore cannnot produce cheese!

Christine said...

THEY DON"T!!!! :o

"Lucky, you bastard, you're going back to the farm!!!!"

Conti said...

Point taken, Duff. Are there any goats in Australia? What about cheese-producing kangaroo's? Any insight would be lovely.

Dean said...

Mike,

I am in Colorado.... I have climbed a mountin, hiked for 8 hours striaght, went white water rafting, eaten some things, and other stuff too. Oh yeah... I have laughed a lot. At one point on the mountain i asked ben to use his camera and ben replied "why do you want to use my camera?," Mookie replied very quickly "So if you fall off we have something to take pictures with." ROTML!

If you figure that out I will give some old sub club stamps when I get back to Houston. (I really wish i could have underlined sub club stamps)

Dean

Conti said...

I think The Machine is drunk. I don't really understand his message to me.

Conti said...

Thats great though Dean. Reminds me of my vacation to Banff, Canada. I'll bet you're having a blast.

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