"I wish I could learn magic and impress the princess," the queer boy said aloud.
"I know what I'll do!," the gay shouted, "I'll put on a black cape and go to the castle!"
The queer boy pranced to the castle gates.
"I'm here to see the princess." the fagmeister said to the castle guard.
"No! I won't let you in these walls." the ugly guard said in a defensive voice.
The ugly turned around and cried.
His mother had just died and he did not feel like standing near the gate.