Also: I knew this one girl whose parents froze sticks of butter for her to eat (like a popscicle), when she was little.She doesn't seem to have any body-fat these days...
I like to throw hot dog weenies
I bet you do...
who else would like to see melissa get named and throw hot dog weenies at a bike shop?!?
That story about the indian with cable in his teepee and buffalo in your lobby..did that really happen? or were you offworld at the time?
anonymous said.. 'named'??Do you mean -naked?Cos that would make more sense, unless you're turned on by calling people by their proper names..
Oh yeah, baby, call me by my proper name
I would, but I don't like to repeat myself. Any other suggestions? Today sucks.
Sure.If your having a bad day put on a fake mustache and grocery shop.
I did that once. You get so many bizarre looks. It's awesome. A real bright-day-maker.
Also Drogidy,The Indian meeting really did happen. Crazy things happen in Texas. Like chance meetings with Indians. Also in Houston 3 years ago the city flooded, but no one cared.
Houston?!? "We have a problem".. har har har. Sorry, couldn't help it.
Melissa! Melissa! Melissa!(Is it working?)
I should put a fake moustache on top of my real moustache? Today still sucks.
Wow - I was having an awful day and I took your advice. It worked perfectly! Of course now I'm in jail, but at least I feel better.
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