5.17.2005

Quick Note

If you're having a bad day you should get naked and throw cornbread at a bike shop.

17 comments:

JJJ said...

Dude.

JJJ said...

Also: I knew this one girl whose parents froze sticks of butter for her to eat (like a popscicle), when she was little.
She doesn't seem to have any body-fat these days...

Melissa said...

I like to throw hot dog weenies

Anonymous said...

I bet you do...

Anonymous said...

who else would like to see melissa get named and throw hot dog weenies at a bike shop?!?

drogidy said...

That story about the indian with cable in his teepee and buffalo in your lobby..

did that really happen? or were you offworld at the time?

drogidy said...

anonymous said.. 'named'??

Do you mean -naked?

Cos that would make more sense, unless you're turned on by calling people by their proper names..

Melissa said...

Oh yeah, baby, call me by my proper name

Ajax said...

I would, but I don't like to repeat myself.

Any other suggestions? Today sucks.

Conti said...

Sure.

If your having a bad day put on a fake mustache and grocery shop.

Conti said...

I did that once. You get so many bizarre looks. It's awesome. A real bright-day-maker.

Conti said...

Also Drogidy,

The Indian meeting really did happen. Crazy things happen in Texas. Like chance meetings with Indians. Also in Houston 3 years ago the city flooded, but no one cared.

Anonymous said...

Houston?!? "We have a problem".. har har har. Sorry, couldn't help it.

Anonymous said...

Melissa! Melissa! Melissa!

(Is it working?)

Ajax said...

I should put a fake moustache on top of my real moustache?

Today still sucks.

Owen said...

Wow - I was having an awful day and I took your advice. It worked perfectly! Of course now I'm in jail, but at least I feel better.

Melissa said...

Totally