5.24.2005

Enemies

Tricks to fool/kill your enemies:

-convince your enemy to brush his teeth with a pinecone

-convice your enemy to use motor oil instead of olive oil in his tasty meatball sandwich

-convince your enemy that licking the blood of someone who has AIDS is a-ok

-convince your enemy that working in an office from 9-5 is a good way to do the right thing

-convince your enemy to drink 9 gallons of cold whole milk in 2 hours so they can go to a christian camp for free ($0)

-convince your enemy that time travel is possible as long as you're naked and in a gay bar

-convince your enemy that watching 4 hours of UPN is a greatly smartly strategic move

-convince your enemy to eat large magnets and then hang out near a knive factory

-convince your enemy to vacation in shark-infested territory

-convince your enemy to windex his penis

Math Time!

8+6=14
8+1=9
11-4=7
4x4=16

Find the value of x,

8x+8=50
hmm...
8x(-8)=50(-8)
8x=42
x=42(/8)
x=5.25

The answer is 5 and 1/4 , teacher.
Very good Michael. You're going to be very successful one day.

2 comments:

Conti said...

I'm sorry no one commented on you post. I feel like I failed you. :(

Anonymous said...

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