9,000 robots tickled me last night.
A mummy named Henry tried to wrap scotch tape around me so I would become one of his own.
I ripped the claws off of a make-believe crab.
A newlywed gave me $5.
I smiled towards the fax machine because he is my friend.
A geek behind me kept reminding me that I was tall.
I didn't realize 3 parrots were with me during the day.
I lost a closer.