4.05.2005

Chembread

I made corn bread yesterday. It tasted like chemicals. I think it was because I put 4 times as much baking powder in the recipe as I was supposed too. Chemical accidents happen. I also made some turkey bacon that tasted like burn. It was pretty gay. Then I ate some sweet tarts. I was enjoying them until I read the ingredients:

DEXTROSE, MALTODEXTRIN, MALIC ACID AND LESS THAN 2% OF MAGNESIUM STEARATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, BLUE 1 LAKE, BLUE 2 LAKE, RED 40 LAKE, YELLOW 5 LAKE, YELLOW 6 LAKE.

Great. I'm eating more shitty chemicals and gross things from wierd colored lakes. How annoying is it to eat chemicals? I might as well substitute windex for milk in my breakfast cereal. Actually that would be pretty badass. "Hey everybody look at me! I'm eating some windex cereal." I could easily see myself doing that and people realizing that I was unique.

I had a dream last night that I was going to play in the NCAA college basketball championship game. I was in some huge building walking around when Eva Langoria (from Desperate Housewives) called my cell and told me the game was about to start. I didn't know where the stadium was, so I asked some college kids in a really dark hallway. They told me to go out the double doors. I knew they were lying to me, but I went out anyways. I didn't see the stadium anywhere, but I did see the Taj Majal. I called back Eva and told her I was near the Taj Majal and she said that I was close to the stadium. That was pretty much the end of the dream.

And this is pretty much the end of the blog post.

3 comments:

philip said...

hey mike

I put some raid in the cornbread and purposely left it out overnight. That way some ants would come and bring the poison cornbread back to their families. I've been doing this with a lot of our food lately. Sorry I forgot to tell you earlier.

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