I made corn bread yesterday. It tasted like chemicals. I think it was because I put 4 times as much baking powder in the recipe as I was supposed too. Chemical accidents happen. I also made some turkey bacon that tasted like burn. It was pretty gay. Then I ate some sweet tarts. I was enjoying them until I read the ingredients:
DEXTROSE, MALTODEXTRIN, MALIC ACID AND LESS THAN 2% OF MAGNESIUM STEARATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, BLUE 1 LAKE, BLUE 2 LAKE, RED 40 LAKE, YELLOW 5 LAKE, YELLOW 6 LAKE.
Great. I'm eating more shitty chemicals and gross things from wierd colored lakes. How annoying is it to eat chemicals? I might as well substitute windex for milk in my breakfast cereal. Actually that would be pretty badass. "Hey everybody look at me! I'm eating some windex cereal." I could easily see myself doing that and people realizing that I was unique.
I had a dream last night that I was going to play in the NCAA college basketball championship game. I was in some huge building walking around when Eva Langoria (from Desperate Housewives) called my cell and told me the game was about to start. I didn't know where the stadium was, so I asked some college kids in a really dark hallway. They told me to go out the double doors. I knew they were lying to me, but I went out anyways. I didn't see the stadium anywhere, but I did see the Taj Majal. I called back Eva and told her I was near the Taj Majal and she said that I was close to the stadium. That was pretty much the end of the dream.
And this is pretty much the end of the blog post.