The last time I made a mistake was in 1988. I was in 2nd grade and had a bad hangover. We were doing some dumb alphabet worksheet, and I accidently forgot to dot one of my lowercase j's.
If the sun were a man I would befriend him. I like positive people, especially someone that really makes me glow. But I wouldn't get to close to him, because he's the type of guy that could really burn you.
When I was a young kid, I thought of ways to trick the toothfairy. My best plan was to get kernels of corn and paint them white. I'd place them under my pillow and get rich. It's too bad the toothfairy doesn't exist. I could really use the money.