I just clicked the 'next blog' in the upper right hand to check out some random blogs. What a waste of time. My blog is the best. Everyone's blog talks about boring shit or is in some crummy language that no one understands. I was checking out this foreign dude's blog. Did you know that in Argentina they call blogs 'el blog'? That pretty much confirms that Argentina is a shit country full of fags. Do they even have fax machines in Argentina? If they do, they shouldn't.
Sometimes when I'm drunk I'll come home and play Duck Hunt. I become furios when a duck zig zags off the screen. But I hold back my tears like a big boy and continue to play. I don't try to shoot the dog that laughs at me. I like that dog. Why would I shoot it? Even though he's laughing at me and not with me, I remind myself that being angry is wrong. Sometimes I use my imagination and pretend like a scary snake is sneaking up on the dog. I shoot the snake and save the dogs life. The dog thanks me by licking my shins. Also he doesn't laugh at me when I miss. He just wags his tail and gives me an encouraging look.