I hate you. Seriously. You are gay. I see you in peoples profiles and it enfuriates me. Why do I give a shit about what some chick on my buddy list emotional problems are? What the fuck is a blog, anyway? Am I blogging right now? If I am blogging right now, then I am fucking pissed. I hate blogging. Am I supposed to reveal who I have a crush on, and then hope they read this blog and we eventually fall in love? Fuckin blog. More like blob. AHAHAHHAH. I called you a blob you little bitch. Writing this blob doesn't make me feel special. It kind of makes me feel gay. This is gay. I'm quitting. Bye you little bitch of a blog.
P.S. I'm pretty sure Jesus had back hair.